Why Valve will never tell us about Half-Life 3

I think it's impossible for Valve to even say "we've been working hard" without people immediately jumping to speculation about Half Life Episode 3, or even Half Life 3. Seriously, it's starting to get ridiculous. Which is why I am not even going to go into why it may or may not be happening, but go into why Valve won't even say what's going on.

Hilariparenting #1: Daryl is a Dick

Now I know you're thinking I'm a little harsh, but come on, Daryl really is an ass. Screw that guy.